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  owenaero

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Posted: January 28 2012 at 1:57pm | IP Logged Quote owenaero

those who are willing to surender freedom for security  don't deserve eather one.

 

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Posted: January 28 2012 at 3:45pm | IP Logged Quote NRADon

"And to those who didn't support me. I will be your president too."
                                  -- Barack Obama, November, 2008, Winner of History's Supreme Ego Award.

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" Despite the high cost of living
Its still very popular " 

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Rome did not create an empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

If you must die fighting, have an audience.

Know that when you fight alone and on foot, you are the most difficult target to locate on the battlefield. Your intelligence makes you the stealthiest of all weapons.

Follow the wisdom of Sun Tzu, and always provide the enemy with an escape route. When surrounded, even a rodent will fight ferociously.

Never forget that dupes believe, slaves fear, and rebels defy.

The beatings will continue till morale improves.

Life's hard being stupid just makes it harder.

Don't go to bed angry stay up and plot your revenge.

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent full of doubt.

It is always with the best intentions that the worst work is done.

People will treat you the way you allow them to treat you.

If I had 3 hours to cut down a Tree, I would spend the first 2 sharpening the Axe - Abraham Lincoln

Success leaves clues learn fast.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

There are two kinds of people who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else.

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

When you're going through hell, keep going.

Men are disturbed not by things that happen, but by their opinion of the things that happen.

It's a good rule to follow the first law of holes: if you are in one, stop digging.

The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been.

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.

A career is a job that has gone on too long.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President: I'm beginning to believe it.

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.

Nobody talks more of free enterprise and competition and of the best man winning than the man who inherited his father's store or farm.

Never battle with a man who has nothing to lose, for then the conflict is unequal.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.

If a man does only what is required of him, he is a slave. If a man does more than is required of him, he is a free man.

The formula for complete happiness is to be very busy with the unimportant.

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.

Rule #1: Don't sweat the small stuff. Rule #2: It's all small stuff.


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Posted: March 18 2012 at 12:23pm | IP Logged Quote owenaero

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same." - Ronald Reagan
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Nathan Forrest was right when he noted that no battle plan survives contact with the enemy....
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OK a older gentleman was asked during an interview if he liked little children as he was an actor and in the public eye.

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Of course I like little children. Especially little girls between the ages of 18 and 20.

W.C Fields
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Posted: September 09 2013 at 12:33pm | IP Logged Quote backbencher

Love is an action.

"I hereby declare, on oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state or sovereignty, of whom or which I have heretofore been a subject or citizen; that I will support and defend the Constitution and laws of the United States of America against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I will bear arms on behalf of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform noncombatant service in the armed forces of the United States when required by the law; that I will perform work of national importance under civilian direction when required by the law; and that I take this obligation freely without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me God."
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Love is a myth created by laywers. to create the myth of marriage to create the reality of divorce so lawyers can get paid.
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"The answer to your question sir is the spherical and the plural"


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Not quite a quote, more a fact for the day.

Did you know a large a large group of Baboons is called a...

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A democracy gets the government that it deserves, not the one it wants.
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Blessed are the situationally aware, because they'll not be surprised....
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phsarge wrote:
Love is a myth created by laywers. to create the myth of marriage to create the reality of divorce so lawyers can get paid.


Love is when your brains melt and run out the end of your penis.

You divorced guys know this is a true fact.
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Posted: November 14 2014 at 10:36am | IP Logged Quote tgunner

Never walk
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You can't feel a battle
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or foresee a fight.

- The Havamal

9 out of 10 thugs agree, "pacifist make better victims."

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Who ever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.
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Freedom ain't always survivable, but Hell, we all die sometime....  Fleet Coates. 1951-1972
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“Take me to the Brig. I want to see the “real Marines”. ”
- Major General Chesty Puller, USMC – while on a Battalion inspection.

"The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!" Eleanor Roosevelt

A belated Happy Birthday to all you jar heads where ever you are.
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Murphy's Combat Laws
Murphy's Laws Of Combat Operations

Friendly fire - isn't.
Recoilless rifles - aren't.
Suppressive fires - won't.

You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.

A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.

If at first you don't succeed, call in an airstrike.

If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short.

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.

The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.

The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: when they're ready. & when you're not.

No OPLAN ever survives initial contact.

There is no such thing as a perfect plan.

Five second fuzes always burn three seconds.

There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.

A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping.

The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.

The easy way is always mined.

Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.

Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire. For this reason,
it is not at all uncommon for aircraft carriers to be
known as bomb magnets.

Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.

If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.

When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.

Incoming fire has the right of way.

No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.

No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.

If the enemy is within range, so are you.

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't.

Things that must work together, can't be carried to the field that way.

Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support.

Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both.

Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing.

Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.

Tracers work both ways.

If you take more than your fair share of objectives,
you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take.

When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right.

Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.

Military Intelligence is a contradiction.

Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up.

Weather ain't neutral.

If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you.

Air defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground.

Flies high, it dies; low and slow, it'll go.

The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue.

Napalm is an area support weapon.

Mines are equal opportunity weapons.

B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon.

Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone.

The one item you need is always in short supply.

Interchangeable parts aren't.

It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern"
you've got to think about.

When in doubt, empty your magazine.

The side with the simplest uniforms wins.

Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps.

If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs,
you may have misjudged the situation.

If two things are required to make something work, they will never be shipped together.

Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.

The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap.

There is nothing more satisfying than having someone take a shot at you, and miss.

If your sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.

You'll only remember your hand grenades when the sound is too close to use them.

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Well .. It could be worse: It could be raining .. and we could be out in it.

So he said, "Cheer up: it could be worse!" So we cheered up. And it got worse.

The spare batteries for the PRC-whatever your troops have been carrying are either
nearly dead or for the wrong radio.

The ping you heard was the antenna snapping off at 6 inches above the flexmount,
while a fire mission was being called in on a battalion of hostiles who know your position.

Why is it the CO sticks his head in your radio hooch to see if anything has come down from
DIV when you are listening to the VOA broadcasting the baseball games?

How come you are on one frequency when everyone else is on another?

Why does your 500-watt VRC-26 (real old) not make it across 200 miles while a ham with
50 watts on the same MARS frequency can be heard from Stateside?

Know why short RTOs have long whips on their radios? So someone can find them when they
step in deep water.

The enemy "Alway's" times his attack, to the second you drop your pant's in the Latrine!!

The ammo you need "NOW"!! is on the "Next" airdrop!!

Murphy's Law
The Army Weather Corollaries

Inclement weather always begins AFTER you've already done PT.

A sudden downpour always occurs at the end of a summer field exercise--just in time coat
all your equipment and camouflage with mud.

The best beach weather always occurs when you are in the field wearing MOPP 4.

There is no such thing as a blue sky during a company picnic.

There is no such thing as a cloudy sky when your unit needs to infiltrate enemy territory.

Road conditions are always red when it's time to convoy home.

Motor pools are always 20 degrees warmer than the rest of the post during the summer
and 50 degrees colder in the winter.

Army training areas exist in a constant state of weather flux controlled by a deity with a
truly cruel sense of humor--How do you think we got them so cheap?

The peak of Mt. Everest would flood if an Army unit was told to set up on it.

Hell really would freeze over if someone decided to conduct an exercise there.

The Port-a-Potty Postulate states that the likelihood of a hurricane, sandstorm, tsunami,
or blizzard occurring immediately over your location is directly related to how bad you need
to get to the portajohns at the other side of the campsite in the middle of the night.

The temperature always rises to 70 degrees AFTER you put on two layers of polypros,
your bear suit, and all of your Gortex.

If you whine about the weather, someone else will always whine louder.

Rules of the Rucksack

1. No matter how carefully you pack, a rucksack is always too small.

2. No matter how small, a rucksack is always too heavy.

3. No matter how heavy, a rucksack will never contain what you want.

4. No matter what you need, it's always at the bottom.

Phillip's Law:

Four-wheel-drive just means getting stuck in more inaccessible places.

Weatherwax's Postulate:

The degree to which you overreact to information will be in inverse proportion to its accuracy.

Least Credible Sentences:

1. The check is in the mail.

2. The trucks will be on the drop zone.

3. Of course I'll respect you in the morning.

4. I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.

Brintnall's Second Law:

If you receive two contradictory orders, obey them both.

Pavlu's Rules for Economy in Decision Papers:

1. Refute the last established recommendation.

2. Add yours.

3. Pass the paper on.

Oliver's Law:

Experience is something you don't get until after you need it.

Lackland's Laws:

1. Never be first.

2. Never be last.

3. Never volunteer for anything.

Rune's Rule:

If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.

Law of Supply (also known as the Law of Gifts):

You get the most of what you need the least.

Hane's Law:

There is no limit to how bad things can get.
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